We get a lot of drunk people because we are right next to a dive bar. Here is the outcome when one guy comes in right before closing.
Customer: Hey could I get a delivery?
Manager: But sir, you’re already here.
Customer: Well can you deliver me with the pizza?
Manager: Um, let me ask the driver if he wants to do that.
Delivery Driver: No way am I doing that.
Manager: Sorry sir but he said no.
Customer: Your driver is a dink.
Manager: Sorry but I can’t make him do it.
Customer: You know what, f#*k you then, you will never work a hard day in your life you fa#*$ts.
Leaves out the door stumbling without taking the $10 pizza he paid for still mumbling obscenities at us.
Manager: ( To me and the delivery guy) Well, we are closed I guess.
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