Library
NJ, USA

(I work at a library that is staffed entirely by volunteers. I am a high school student, and clearly the youngest employee, so much so that most people don’t actually believe that I’m on staff. We have computers that we turn off 15 minutes before closing. It’s is 25 minutes before closing when a woman walks in and heads directly for one of the computers.)

Coworker: Miss, you can’t do that.

Woman: I just need to print something out!

Coworker: You need to sign in first.

Woman: But I just need to print!

Coworker: I understand that, but you need to sign in so that we know who’s used the computers. Are you a [my town] resident?

Woman: No!

Coworker: Well, I’m sorry, but you can’t use our computers.

Woman: I just need to print something!

(She continues trying to use the computer, ignoring my coworker’s attempts to give her other printing options in other nearby buildings. I was standing in the back while this was going on, but when I see that my 83-year-old coworker is getting upset, I step in.)

Me: Ma’am, please. You can’t do that.

Woman: Why the hell not?!

Me: This is a very small library, and it’s the policy that you have to be an in-town resident in order to use the computers for security reasons. If you don’t stop trying to use the computer, I’m going to have to turn it off.

Woman: Who the hell do you think you are?!

Me: …I work here.

Woman: Then you can let me use the computer!

Me: No, I can’t. No one here is a supervisor, and they are the only ones who can give permission to go around library policy.

(The woman proceeds to flip me off and back away from the computer.)

Me: Ma’am please don’t do that. There are children in the library.

Woman: You can’t tell me what to do!

(Thankfully she leaves, but not before yelling once more that she only had to print something out- I have no idea what would’ve happened if she’d have printed something out and then found out that she had to pay for it.)

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Store/Mall
Michigan, USA

(My store sells women’s undergarments and pyjamas exclusively. The staff is comprised entirely of women. One of my co-workers has just turned 19 and is a very attractive young woman - she has done some work as a model. On this particular day, she notices a man is watching her through the store window and is getting uncomfortable).

Coworker: I’m going to go walk that customer down to [other store].

(Almost immediately after she leaves, the man who has been watching her walks into the store and approaches me at the register, despite my having a customer)

Man: Hey, that girl who just walked out? She works here, right? How old is she?

Me: She’s 19 and just got married. To a Marine.

(Man turns and runs out the store, heading the opposite direction from my coworker)

Customer: Is any of that true?

Me: Well, she is nineteen…

(My coworker was amused when she came back and learned she’d apparently gotten married while she was gone)

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Driver’s licence agency
Auckland, New Zealand

I am queing at a vehicle testing station which does vehicle registration and driver licencing work as well. There is one que for vehicle testing and registration, and a separate que for driver licencing which has a bench seat for people to sit and wait.

An elderly male customer stomps in and sits on the bench which was closed off with a rope.

Employee (to customer): Are you here for licencing?

Customer: Yes!

Employee: I am sorry but licencing is closed. It closes at 4pm.

Customer: What? What time do you close?

Employee: We close at 4:30 but licencing closes at 4.

Customer: That’s just f***ing pathetic! You should put up a sign saying that!

Employee: There is a big sign on the door that you came in through and there is another sign on the bench seat you were sitting on saying licencing closes at 4pm.

Customer: That’s bloody ridiculous! I just can’t get anything f***ing done these days!

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Retail
Indiana, USA

(It’s 7pm on the Saturday following Black Friday)

Customer: Where are the [extremely popular doorbuster Black Friday special item]?

Me: I’m sorry, those sold out very quickly.

Customer: OK. How about [2nd doorbuster item]?

Me: Those sold out in the first couple hours, too, sorry.

Customer: [getting irritated] Where are the [3rd doorbuster item]?

Me: Again, sold out, sorry.

Customer: That’s what happens to people who WORK. I guess all those folks on WELFARE can afford to come down here early!

Me: ??

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Bank
Washington State, USA

(I work at a bank and as I’m doing a transaction for a client I try to make some small talk.)

Me: So how’s your day going so far?

Client: Oh it’s okay. I’ve just gotta go to the heart doctor and get my heart checked out.

Me: Well I hope it goes okay.

Client: It’s probably not my heart. It’s probably cancer. Both my parents died from it.

Me: *shocked pause* …oh well good luck with that.

(I honestly didn’t know what else to say…I was too shocked that someone actually told me that.)

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