I am a customer waiting in line at a popular fast food restaurant. In the line ahead of me is a dad with a baby in a stroller and a little girl of about 3 years.
Dad: Do you want milk or ice cream?
Little Girl: Doesn’t respond because she is thinking.
Dad: Their basically the same thing, so we can get either.
Little Girl: MILK!
Dad: Ok, we can get milk.
Me: (in my head) Yeah, because they are TOTALLY the same thing…
Guest: “I booked a room with a view”
Me, working front desk: “I’m sorry, we don’t have rooms with a view.”
Guest: “I just got off the phone with ****.com and they assured me that I would have a room with a view.”
Me: “I’m sorry Ma’am. They were mistaken, we don’t have a view.”
Guest, getting really angry:”well, they said there was a room with a view available. THAT’S what I booked and THAT’S what I want.”
Me: “Ma’am…we don’t have a view! I can put you on any floor you want, on either side of the hotel but there’s no view.”
Guest: “I want to be…on the side…WITH A VIEW!”
Me: “Lady, there’s no freaking view. There’s an abandoned restaurant on one side of the hotel and vacant lot on the other. Which do you want to look at all night?”
Service in Lynnwood WA
Robocall: “This is [company]. Please call us about your account within 24 hours. Our office hours are 9 AM to 5 PM US eastern time, Monday through Friday. Thank you.”
I received this call at noon on Saturday. So I am supposed to call by noon on Sunday, and they won’t be there to answer.
Also I happen to know they want me to call and pay my bill for service in January and February. Even though the account was terminated at the end of November.
<I>A customer is browsing the pesticides.</I> <B>Me:</B> Hey! Can I help you find anything today?
<b>Customer:</B> Do you guys have the rat poison that disintegrates their corpses? My sister told me about it.
Customer: I don’t want to get the stuff where I have to find and clean up their bodies later.
<B>Me:</B> I’m…sorry, I don’t think we carry that one.